Future Gadgets
～The crystallization of refined wisdom, it will become the fire of God in the holy war～
The following are the glorious future gadgets which have been invented at our research institute to date.
We also offer mail order, so please send us your fax. If you don't want to regret it after it sells out... buy it.
Mail order fax number: 0C-3A66-1704
| Location: Shiga Prefecture |
Creator: Technoport |
Cell Phone Laser Ray Gun (Price TBD) |
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While pretending to fiddle with your cell phone, quickly eliminate the enemy to the rear. You may be in trouble if the enemy comes from the front however.....
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| Location: Osaka Prefecture |
Creator: Ryugetsukai |
Flashlight Attached Karaoke Mic "Karaiton" (Price TBD) |
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This mic only picks up sound from the front. As long as you have this, you might be able to discover the "stranger" lurking in the darkness! |
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| Location: Iwate Prefecture |
Creator: Researcher Takashi Kanazawa |
Dead or Clean (Price TBD) |
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Don't be impertinent and mix this up with Schrodinger's cat. The future is always decided by us observers!
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| Location: Tokyo Metropolis |
Creator: AiNO Researcher |
Freezing TV & Fridge (Price TBD) |
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A television that can be frozen in place by a refridgerator, capturing any image displayed on it at the time of connection. This gadget invokes the Akashic records! |
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| Location: Nara Prefecture |
Creator: Researcher Towa Aihara |
Jet Toaster (Price TBD) |
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Write a message to aliens on a piece of toast and see if it's read! Bentora! |
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| No. 8 |
PhoneWave (Name subject to change) |
Price TBD |
| A microwave that can be controlled remotely via cell phone. It'll have food ready for you by the time you get home! Currently under development. Not yet for sale. |
| No. 7 |
Ghost in the Ball |
Price: 80,000 円 |
| Fake optical camouflage device. Uses 12 type-6 Braun Tubes arrayed in three dimensions, interspersed with miniature C-MOS cameras, to project on each side of the object a camera image from the opposite side. Within the intervening area, a blind spot is created, while the space behind it is still visible! |
| No. 6 |
Cyalume Saber |
Price: 1,480 円 |
| Chemical type red cyalume. Hold it by the handle and use it like a sword. Fake blood launches out on a hit, making for a revolution in pretend sword fights.
Please use in a confined space, as blood can fly out in all directions, annoying people nearby. |
| No. 5 |
Once again, I made something stupid, by Goemon |
Price: 7,800 円 |
| Eco-dryer that doesn't need electricity. Connects to a vacuum cleaner and uses the exhaust to function as a dryer. It's mad science, but it's clean science.
Dries using hot blowing air. Has no mechanism for regulating air flow. |
| No. 4 |
Moad Snake |
Price: 7,800 円 |
| Super-instant humidifier. Boils a large amount of water using heated electric coils, blowing out a huge amount of steam. Good for the dry season. Looks like a claymore mine, can be used as a prop.
This Future Gadget is only good for one use. |
| No. 3 |
Could this be 'ORAORA'? |
Price: 9,240 円 |
| Detects lies based on the sweat on someone's thumb. Our ultimate invention, bringing together all the power and ingenuity of the laboratory. See through every lie and every conspiracy.
We cannot guarantee that it will successfully identify lies for naturally sweaty people. |
| No. 2 |
Take-Cop Camera |
Price: 5,480 円 |
| Camera built into a toy propeller. A ground breaking device that combines traditional Japanese crafts and state-of-the-art technology to blur the line between past and future. Flies without any power source.
We are aware that the picture quality is compromised by the high rotation speed of the camera. Please do not complain about this. |
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Bit Particle Gun |
Price: 1,098 円 |
| TV remote installed inside a toy ray gun. Point it at the TV and pull the trigger to change the channel. Remember your youth!
Only works for changing the channel. Other functions (power, volume, etc) must be controlled from the TV itself. |
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